A Buffet is an indoor picnic.

A Buffet is a soup kitchen where you have to pay . . . . and with a less savory clienetele.

A Buffet is a food orgy.

A Buffet is one where the guests outnumber the chairs.

An Emergency room is mostly just a place where homeless people get some medical attention to go with their free bed and sandwhich.

The Emergency room is the best place to evaluate an emergency.

An Emergency room is a place where you can receive medical attention just as fast as you can prove your ability to pay for it.

Kitchen is a country In which there are always discoveries to be made.

A Kitchen is a room filled with murder weapons

The Kitchen is the laboratory of life.

A Kitchen is the place where tea is kept in a cocoa jar labeled COFFEE.

A Market is a place set apart where men may deceive each other.

The Market is amoral... it does not care who you are... you are nothing but a trade to the market, and it will sell you if they think you're riskier.

The Market is your servant, not your guide.

The Market is kind of a drunken psycho. Some days he gets very enthused, some days he gets very depressed. And when he get really enthused you sell to him, and if he gets depressed, you buy from him. There's no moral taint attached to that.