kitchen, n.All

A Kitchen is the temple for whose consumption hecatombs of animals are daily sacrificed, sacrifices who, however, generally wreak a final revenge upon epicures and gluttons.

Kitchen is a place where half of all accidents happen, and usually the husband has to eat them.

A Kitchen is the place where tea is kept in a cocoa jar labeled COFFEE.

A Kitchen is a room filled with murder weapons

The Kitchen is the laboratory of life.

A Kitchen is a chemistry lab.

A Kitchen is a lab for edible things

Kitchen is an experimental laboratory of a house-wife, often the outcome is displeasing.