playground, n.All

A Playground is a workout gym for children

Why did the kid cross the playground?To get to the other slide

A Playground is a neighborhood amusement park

A Playground is a tire-out-your-children machine.

Why did the chicken cross the playgroundHe wanted to get to the other slide

A Playground is an off-leash dog park for kids.

A Playground is an emergency room visit waiting to happen.