Bed is the world's strongest magnet.

The Bed is good, for nothing ever occurs in there, no people, nothing.

The Bed is as important a purchase as a shoe — if you're not in one you're in the other.

The Bed is full of tales — if it could tell all it knows it would put many to the blush.

A Garden is simple to make — you need only a piece of land and eternity.

The Garden is the best place to seek god. You can dig for him there.

A Garden is a thing we cultivate, and it cultivates us.

The Garden is the poor man's apothecary.