bed, n.All

The Bed is the place where we both begin and end.

Bed is the lazy man's prison.

A Bed is a blanket lasagna.

A Bed is a noncommittal coffin

The Bed is a bundle of paradoxes: we go to it with reluctance, yet we quit it with regret... we make up our minds every night to leave it early, but we make up our bodies every morning to keep it late.

What did the blanket say to the bed?I've got you covered

A Bed is a torture chamber for an insomniac.

The Bed is heaven upon earth to the weary head.

A Bed is an article in which we are born and pass the happiest portion of our lives, and yet one which we never wish to keep.