Age is a high price to pay for maturity.

Age is different for the sexes. Man is as old as he feels and a woman as old as she looks.

one's Age takes about ten years to get used to how old you are.

Age is something women don't admit and men don't act.

An Anniversary is an occassion on which, if you go back to the hotel where you had our honeymoon 25 years before, you might find that it is rundown, too.

Anniversary is like martinis - after a few you don't bother to count them.

An Anniversary is the yesterday you forgot to buy your wife a gift.

An Anniversary is the day on which a husband behaves as he always should.

A Birthday is a good thing, but too many can kill you.

A Birthday is like a bus, never the number you want.

A Birthday is generally celebrated in the US by having the birthday boy or girl blow germs all over a cake, and then serving it to everyone around.

A Birthday is, after 50, just another clod of dirt falling on your grave.

Dawn is the beginning of a daily instalment in a serial story that will never end.

Dawn is a colorless clashing of night and day which crumbles the sky’s pearl-gray vault into dust.

Dawn is, for the conquered, a betrayer; a new sun rising as if an ally of your enemies to assist in your destruction.

Dawn is that single hour of the twenty-four when crime ceases, debauchery is exhausted, and even desolation finds a shelter.