anniversary, n.All

a 15th anniversary is called a quindecennial

An Anniversary is the day on which a husband behaves as he always should.

An Anniversary is the yesterday you forgot to buy your wife a gift.

An Anniversary is an occassion on which, if you go back to the hotel where you had our honeymoon 25 years before, you might find that it is rundown, too.

An Anniversary is a celebration of a man working for another year under the same boss.

What's the best way to get a man to remember your anniversary?Get married on his birthday.

The Anniversary is to most men like the toile bowl - they invariably miss it.

Anniversary is like martinis - after a few you don't bother to count them.

The Anniversary is a lot like a toilet: men always miss them.