birthday, n.All

A Birthday is The Man's way of labeling you according to his ageist agenda.

My girlfriend said I ruined her BirthdayI'm not sure how. I didn't even know it was her birthday

The Birthday is what we keep while we are alive, just as the ghosts of dead people, who are not easy in their graves, keep the day they died upon.

Your birthday is shared with at least 9 million other people in the world

A Birthday is an anniversary with life

A Birthday is the first day of another 365 day journey

A Birthday is like a scary demon that comes for you at midnight and from which there is no escape.

In South Korea you are one year old at birth

A Birthday is a celebration for not dying for 365 days.

A shared birthday is less a coincidence than you think --- In a room of 23 people, there is a 50% chance that two people have the same birthday.

A Birthday is like a cat, you wake up one morning and it's right there in your face.

Birthdays are not so special -- you share yours with 9 million other people

A Birthday is like a period: you don't look forward to it, but you're in trouble if it doesn't come.