The Diary is that through which we see our self as no one else cares to see us.

A Diary is a book that describes the birth, effulgence and disappearance of pimples.

A Diary is not usually worth reading — it's the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time.

A Diary if you keep, some day it'll keep you.

Inheritance shouldn't be counted on — A fool who waits for dead men's shoes is barefoot long.

Inheritance is plagued by a tricky motivational structure — He is a fool who makes his physician his heir

Inheritance is morally suspect — The tears of an heir are masked laughter.

Inheritance is a promoter of animosity — the rich, like pigs, they're appreciated only after their death.