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The Letter is a wonderful thing. It's very reassuring to know that someone licked a stamp just for it.
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What did the stamp say to the letter?“Stick with me, and you’ll go places.”
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How does a vampire start a letter?Tomb it may concern
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The Letter is above all useful as a means of expressing the ideal self... therein we can can reform without practice, beg without humiliation, snip and shape embarrassing experiences to the measure of our own desires...
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A Letter is an unannounced visit, the postman the agent of rude surprises. One ought to reserve an hour a week for receiving letters and afterwards take a bath.
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A Letter is a form of composition opening with an excuse for not opening sooner and closing with an excuse for not closing later.
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