Adoption is like performing grafting on your family tree.

Adoption is tough because you have to teach them how to look like you.

Adoption is growing in Mommy’s heart, not in her tummy.

Adoption is an act of God’s free grace, whereby we are received into the number, and have a right to all the privileges of the sons of God.

Convention is good to subvert — Sacred cows make the tastiest hamburger.

Convention is the driver of human nature — we are all convention; convention carries us away, and we neglect the substance of things.

Convention is often a mask for injustice.

Convention is the least of all laws, yet the strongest and best obeyed.

Cooperation is the thorough conviction that nobody can get there unless everybody gets there.

Cooperation is not an unmixed blessing: when snowflakes cooperate, they tie up traffic.

Cooperation is everything — freckles would make a nice coat of tan if they'd get together.

Cooperation is doing what I tell you to do, and doing it quick.