convention, n.All

A Convention is a meeting where the delegates always dress conventionally, but often act unconventionally.

Convention is alone responsible for the seeming existence of a sweet and a bitter, a hot and a cold, and only according to convention, there is an order. In truth, there are atoms and a void.

Convention is often a mask for injustice.

Convention is good to subvert — Sacred cows make the tastiest hamburger.

Convention is an excuse for doing the unconventional.

Convention is the driver of human nature — we are all convention; convention carries us away, and we neglect the substance of things.

Convention is the ruler of all.

Convention is the least of all laws, yet the strongest and best obeyed.