An Apology is never sufficient — A wound is not cured by the unbending of the bow.

Apology is, on some occasions, nothing but rudeness.

Apology is only egotism wrong side out.

An Apology only accounts for that which it does not alter.

A Bride is not happy, she is just triumphant.

A Bride is a woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her.

The Bride is about the only thing a father has left to give away after paying for the wedding.

A Bride is a woman who puts her foot down as soon as she is carried over the threshold.

Cheek is the principal asset of Ex-President Bombastes Furioso.

The Cheek is anciently, a part of the face; latterly, among women, the subsoil of rouge.

The Cheek is a drip-pan for tears.

The Cheek is located both where our digestive system starts and where it ends.

A Child is a curly dimpled lunatic.

The Child is the tomorrow of society.

A Child is just an expensive orgasm.

A Child is just a sex souvenir.