Plato absentmindedly bumps into someone walking down the street.[hands him a book and says] "Please accept my Apology".


Canadians are so apt to say sorry that a law was passed in 2009 stating that an apology can’t be used as evidence of admission to guilt.
An Apology is the kool-aid of human emotions. It's what you say when you spill a cup of coffee or throw a gutter ball when you're bowling with the girls in the league. True sorrow is as rare as true love.
Apology is a lovely perfume capable of transforming the clumsiest moment into a gracious gift.


In Japanese, there are at least 20 different ways to say "sorry. ".
An Apology is a second insult when offered stiffly, for the injured party does not want to be compensated because he has been wronged... he wants to be healed because he has been hurt.
What did the astronaut do when he crashed into the moon?He Apollo-gized