Allergy is an ailment of all but the truly poor.

An Allergy is just our bodies rejecting the sexual advances of a different lifeform.

An Allergy is basically a superpower that allows people to detect when plants in the vicinity are screwing.

An Allergy is just our bodies rejecting the sexual advances of plants.

Change is impossible — The tail of the greyhound will not be made straight even though it remains seven years in the melting-pot.

Change is always possible — Whatever your past has been, you have a spotless future.

Change is unlikely in a great man — A god does not change his ways.

Change is all about timing — It is not best to swap horses while crossing the river.

Church is not just about attendance — Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

Church is not what makes one a Christian any more than going into a barn would make one a horse

Church is an edifice wherein inspired fogyism gets its final degree.

Church is a counterpane for the dead.

Easter is a day for new clothing — At Easter let your clothes be new Or else be sure you will it rue.

Easter is to church what New Years is for gyms.

Easter is the soul's first taste of spring.

Easter is a religious perversion of the activity of Spring in our blood.