Bureaucracy is the only remaining contact with the dimension of the divine; its impenetrable omnipotence and very purposelessness harbors divine enjoyment.

Bureaucracy is, as the rule of no one, the modem form of despotism.

Bureaucracy is out of control — the primary function of the government is to "spew out paper."

Bureaucracy is the art of making the possible impossible.

A Detour is always bothersome — all roads lead to Rome, and all detours lead to profanity.

The Detour is tied to human nature -- That's what we all do: endlessly take the long way around.

A Detour is preferable, even if 20 mintues, to waiting in traffic for 10 minutes.

A Detour lengthens your mileage, diminishes your gas, and strengthens your vocabulary

Doubt is the abettor of tyranny.

Doubt is important to knowledge — He knows not how to know who knows not also how to unknow.

Doubt is important to faith — A faith which does not doubt is a dead faith.

Doubt is healthy — Human beings are perhaps never more frightening than when they are convinced beyond doubt that they are right.

Hesitation is often the cause of failure — Half the failures in life come from pulling one's horse when he is leaping.

Hesitation is not always bad — He who hesitates is sometimes saved.

Hesitation is harmful to success — you can't cross the sea merely by staring at the water.

Hesitation is unwise — he who hesitates is lost.