Celebrity is the advantage of being known by people who don't know you.

A Celebrity is a person whose name is in everything but the telephone book

Celebrity is not celebrity until one's mother has heard of you.

Celebrity is the chastisement of merit and the punishment of talent.

Coffee is a cup of "Get shit done"

Coffee is a liquid cigarette.

Coffee is but a noxious berry, born to keep used-up folks awake.

Coffee is the drug of the intellectual.

Confession is therapeutic — a problem shared is a problem halved

Confession is wise — A fault confessed is half redressed.

Confession is as healing medicine to him who has erred.

Confession is unwise — Confess your sins to the Lord, and you will be forgiven; confess them to men, and you will be laughed at.