celebrity, n.All

Celebrity is like having an extra lump of sugar in your coffee.

When Miley Cyrus gets naked & licks a hammer it's "art" & "music"But when I do it, I'm "drunk" and "have to leave the hardware store"

Celebrity is short-lived. One year you're a star... the next year a black hole.

Celebrity is being known for one's wellknowness.

What did the windmill say when she met her favorite celebrity?“Oh my god! I’m such a big fan!”

Celebrity is a condition where, when you bore people, they think it's their fault.

A Celebrity is made not by that 'indefinable something extra' but that 'indefinable something missing.'

Celebrity is not celebrity until one's mother has heard of you.

Celebrity is about becoming famous enough to be recognized and then going around in dark glasses so no one will know who one is.

A Celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized..