An Apology is never sufficient — A wound is not cured by the unbending of the bow.

Apology is, on some occasions, nothing but rudeness.

Apology is only egotism wrong side out.

An Apology only accounts for that which it does not alter.

A Detour is always bothersome — all roads lead to Rome, and all detours lead to profanity.

The Detour is tied to human nature -- That's what we all do: endlessly take the long way around.

A Detour is preferable, even if 20 mintues, to waiting in traffic for 10 minutes.

A Detour lengthens your mileage, diminishes your gas, and strengthens your vocabulary

The Eraser is an invention that really sizes up the human race pretty well.

An Eraser is a device that can take five points off your golf game.

The Eraser is an object that sacrifices itself for our mistakes

Forgiveness is cheaper than a lawsuit, but not nearly as gratifying

Forgiveness is godly — A demon is not entitled to forgiveness.

Forgiveness is not as good as forgetting — Good, to forgive; best, to forget.

Forgiveness is better than revenge; for forgiveness is the sign of a gentle nature, but revenge the sign of a savage nature.