An Alibi is no easy thing — the innocent can’t account for their whereabouts nearly as well as the guilty.

An Alibi is a reason with a bad reputation.

An Alibi is the proof that you did do what you didn't do so that others will think you didn't do what you did.

An Alibi is first cousin to an excuse, and they're both mighty poor relations.

A Bath is just simmering yourself on low until tender.

A Bath is lying in your own dirt.

A Bath is, if prepared carefully, like brewing good tea.

Bath is symbolic of not only purification but also of regeneration.

A Blanket is not something that keeps you warm, rather you keep the blanket warm.

Blanket is just really really loose clothes

A Blanket is not actually able to warm you up. It just slows the cooling down of your body.

The Blanket you keep warm, not it you.

A Book is humanity in print.

The Book is a uniquely portable magic.

A Book is the corpse of an idea.

A Book is a load of crap.