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Why did the man wear a rabbit as a hat when on vacation?He heard the city was safe and that nobody would harm a Hare on his head

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Safety is, in Japan, a feeling derived from the maintenance of 'proper station'. One is safe not in the sense that one's best good is protected but that one is 'safe' because one has accepted hierarchy as legitimate.

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Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?

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My wife left me because of my safety obsessionI said, ‘Don’t let the door hit you on the way out.’

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Safety doesn't happen by accident.

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Safety is second nature to us (as in safety when we walk the streets at night safely) due solely to the working of special institutions and the fundamental sense of order which everybody possesses and which serves as the bond of what holds the state together.

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Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy.

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