Bed is the world's strongest magnet.

The Bed is good, for nothing ever occurs in there, no people, nothing.

The Bed is as important a purchase as a shoe — if you're not in one you're in the other.

The Bed is full of tales — if it could tell all it knows it would put many to the blush.

The Chair is necessarily uncomfortable — we're about to enter the age of flight before we've even developed a chair that a man can sit in comfortably

A Chair is stilts for your butt.

A Chair is one big body crutch.

The Chair is anti-gravity machine.

Change is impossible — The tail of the greyhound will not be made straight even though it remains seven years in the melting-pot.

Change is always possible — Whatever your past has been, you have a spotless future.

Change is unlikely in a great man — A god does not change his ways.

Change is all about timing — It is not best to swap horses while crossing the river.