chair, n.All

A Chair is one big body crutch.

The Chair is anti-gravity machine.

A Chair is stilts for your butt.

Before 1859, umpires would sit behind home plate in a rocking chair

A Chair is a very difficult object. A skyscraper is almost easier. That is why Chippendale is famous.

The Chair is architecture while sofas are bourgeois.

The Chair is necessarily uncomfortable — we're about to enter the age of flight before we've even developed a chair that a man can sit in comfortably

The Chair , in the dark, takes every opportunity to trip the people who own them.