An Antique is buying what your grandmother threw away.

The Antique is glorified crap.

The Antique is a remnant of history which has casually escaped the shipwrecks of time.

The Antique is yesterday's kitsch at today's prices.

The Face is the most entertaining surface on earth.

The Face is a book where men may read strange matters.

The Face is an exercise in fractal curves.

The Face is the soul of the body.

A Garden is simple to make — you need only a piece of land and eternity.

The Garden is the best place to seek god. You can dig for him there.

A Garden is a thing we cultivate, and it cultivates us.

The Garden is the poor man's apothecary.