Bureaucracy is the only remaining contact with the dimension of the divine; its impenetrable omnipotence and very purposelessness harbors divine enjoyment.

Bureaucracy is, as the rule of no one, the modem form of despotism.

Bureaucracy is out of control — the primary function of the government is to "spew out paper."

Bureaucracy is the art of making the possible impossible.

A Bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.

A Bus is a vehicle in which there are always free seats when it is going in the opposite direction.

The Bus is a thing which, when you take, it is actually taking you.

A Bus is not something you take; the bus takes you.

Death is the vast perhaps.

Death is not extinguishing the light... it is only putting out the lamp because the dawn has come.

Death is nature's expert advice to get plenty of life.

Death is comforting: it delivers us from the thought of death.

A Dentist is a professional skeleton cleaner

A Dentist is a very pricy toothbrush subscription

A Dentist is a shady mouth mechanic.

A Dentist is a sadist who doesn't go for wearing leather suits.