dentist, n.All

A Dentist is a person who, when he says 'open wide', he is really talking about your wallet.

A Dentist is a man who works for his own teeth by taking out those of others.

A Dentist is the only fellow who can tell a woman to shut her mouth and get away with it.

A Dentist is the only kind of fellow who prefers the company of a man with a hole in his head.

A Dentist is a man who runs a filling station.

The Dentist is office would be full of luminous ideas.

I WENT TO THE DENTIST AND NOW I'M USING ALL CAPS

The Dentist is a prestidigitator who, putting metal into your mouth, pulls coin out of your pocket.

A woman says to the dentist "I don't know which is worse having a tooth pulled or having a Baby."The dentist says "Well make up your mind I gotta adjust the chair!"

A Dentist is a prestidigitator who, while putting metal in your mouth, pulls coins out of your pocket.