elevator, n.All

I truly hope there is a stairway to heavenI fear elevators

Elevator is a tiny room that ascends or descends at the whim of its occupants, who listen in rapt silence as pleasantly embalmed pop tunes anesthetize their souls.

Nothing brings neighbors together like . . . a broken elevator

An Elevator is a closet that moves.

An Elevator is a box of awkward silence.

Why don't blondes have elevator jobs?They don't know the route.

An Elevator is a coffin on a string.

The elevator was invented in 1850

The Elevator is a mini rocket ship.

An Elevator is a metal container used to move sardines up and down.

Elevator is a name that doesn’t give this device credit for half of its capabilities.

The Empire State Building has 73 elevators

An Elevator is a magic closet.