A Baby is cooked at 98.6 degrees for 9 months.

A Baby is a sex trophy.

A Baby is nine months interest on a small deposit.

Baby is a beloved bundle of bodily functions.

A Child is a curly dimpled lunatic.

The Child is the tomorrow of society.

A Child is just an expensive orgasm.

A Child is just a sex souvenir.

The Dog , when washed, never scratches, like cats, but just becomes very sad and tries to figure out what it did wrong.

A Dog is a funny animal — you can say any foolish thing to it, and it'll give you a look that says, "My God, you're right! I never would've thought of that!"

A Dog is a furry vessel of unconditional love.

A Dog is a furry antidepressant.

The Eye , altering, alters all.

The Eye is where the body ends and the spirit begins.

The Eye is the gate through which light reminds us about our divine origin.

The Eye makes pictures when shut.