An Airport is the perfect volatile mix of people in a huge hurry and people with nothing to do for hours.

The Airport is a place that has seen more sincere kisses than wedding halls.

An Airport is a nonplace where you can wear sweatpants, big headphones, and a neckpillow while drinking a beer at 6am and not be judged.

Airport is a destination to which we proceed with haste so that we can glance at our watches for the next two and a half hours.

Friendship is not something you get; rather it is something you give.

Friendship is a roller coaster — He who seeks a constant friend goes to the cemetery.

Friendship is good — better a stranger made a friend than a friend made a stranger

Friendship is to do unto some one that which you would not allow him to do unto you.

Internet is a place with all of the piracy and none of the scurvy.

Internet is a place where men are men, women are men, and children are FBI agents.

Internet is a paradoxical invention in that the people who invented it never would have got around to doing it if they'd had the Internet.

The Internet is an evil on par with that which Edgar Allen Poe warned regarding the enormous multiplication of books: It throws in the reader's way piles of lumber in which he must painfully grope for the scraps of useful matter, peradventure interspersed.