An Anniversary is an occassion on which, if you go back to the hotel where you had our honeymoon 25 years before, you might find that it is rundown, too.

Anniversary is like martinis - after a few you don't bother to count them.

An Anniversary is the yesterday you forgot to buy your wife a gift.

An Anniversary is the day on which a husband behaves as he always should.

Dust is mud with the juice squeezed out

Dust is just a country accent.

Dust is a protective coating for fine furniture.

Dust is insidious interloping particles of evil that turn a home into a battle zone.

A Garden is simple to make — you need only a piece of land and eternity.

The Garden is the best place to seek god. You can dig for him there.

A Garden is a thing we cultivate, and it cultivates us.

The Garden is the poor man's apothecary.

Gray hair is a record of the past.

Gray hair is best thought of not as getting older, but as a long graycation.

Gray hair is a sign of age, not of wisdom.

Gray hair is nothin' but wisdom highlights.