A Calendar's days are numbered.

A Calendar is a device that ensures that your days are numbered.

A Calendar is not a thing that actually tells you what day it is. It just gives you a list of options to choose from.

A Calendar is a method of reminding us that each day that passes is the anniversary of some perfectly uninteresting event.

Conscience is serenity — A good conscience is a sound sleeper.

Conscience is serenity — A good conscience is a soft pillow.

Conscience is important — He who sacrifices his conscience to ambition bums a picture to obtain the ashes.

The Conscience is the most elastic material in the world. Today you cannot stretch it over a molehill, tomorrow it hides a mountain.

A Creditor is something with nothing.

A Creditor is a person who lends you a hand and then refuses to let go.

Creditor is a person who has a· better memory than a debtor.

A Creditor is one of a tribe of savages dwelling beyond the Financial Straits and feared for their desolating incursions.