Access is easily bought — A golden hammer breaks an iron gate.

Access is everything — to succeed one must have access to success.

Cooperation is the thorough conviction that nobody can get there unless everybody gets there.

Cooperation is not an unmixed blessing: when snowflakes cooperate, they tie up traffic.

Cooperation is everything — freckles would make a nice coat of tan if they'd get together.

Cooperation is doing what I tell you to do, and doing it quick.

Documentation is the castor oil of programming ... Managers know it must be good because the programmers hate it so much.

Documentation is always a risk — don't put anything in writing that you wouldn't want to see in print.

Documentation is the way the program used to be, or perhaps the way it should have been

Documentation is instructions translated from Swedish by Japanese for English speaking persons.

Education is a chest of tools.

Education is atmosphere, nothing more.

Education is the making of men.

Education is soul crafting.