The Alarm clock is barbaric — There is no hope for a civilization which starts each day to the sound of an alarm clock.
The Alarm clock is a good gauge of a man's ambition when he considers it his dear friend.
An Appointment is a waste of time because being early wastes yours and being late wastes the other person's.
Bad news is never appreciated — Though it be honest, it is never good to bring bad news.
15 concepts in this pillow book.