alarm clock, n.All

The Alarm clock is a device which may arouse us, but it never arouses our better nature.

An Alarm clock is a device that makes men rise and whine.

The Alarm clock is a device that wakes a man up making him feel less like the early bird than like the worm.

The Alarm clock is the invention that has done more than any other to arouse the working class.

The Alarm clock gets the most abuse when it does its duty.

Alarm clocks are inextricable from modern life --- 90% of people depend on them to wake up

The Alarm clock is an invention used to awake adults who have no babies.

An Alarm clock is a device for awakening people who don't have small children.

The Alarm clock is an annoyance, but the only thing worse than hearing it in the morning is not hearing it.