A Casserole is a dish with unclear boundaries.

A Casserole is soup masquerading as stew.

A Casserole is leftovers thrown together and topped with cheese.

A Casserole is a noodle cake.

A Coffin is an ornamental candy-box which no one cares to open.

A Coffin is human tupperware.

A Coffin is a dirt submarine.

A Coffin is a time capsule for formal attire.

The Eulogy is always too late ---- better to present me now with the wine and garlands which you propose to bestow upon my tomb.

A Eulogy is always kind — Funny how gentle people get with you once you’re dead.

The Eulogy is tasked to create feeling rather than reflect it — Praising what is lost Makes the remembrance dear.

A Eulogy is praise that is too much and too late.