coffin, n.All

Why are blonde's coffins Y-shaped?Because as soon as they are on their backs, their legs open.

A Coffin is a room without a door or a skylight.

The Coffin is laid to sleep.

A Coffin is the last thing I need.

A Coffin becomes a maraca during an earthquake.

A Coffin is human tupperware.

Being buried alive accidentally occurred so often that people invented “safety coffins".

A Coffin is a time capsule for formal attire.

How can you tell a vampire has a cold?he starts coffin

A Coffin is a dirt submarine.

How do you know if a vampire has a cold?you can hear him coffin

Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?

A Coffin is a maracas when there's an earthquake.