Bookcase is a piece of furniture used in america to house bowling trophies and elvis collectibles.

The Bookcase is the readers favorite major appliance.

A Clock is a map for the fourth dimension.

A Clock is a device that always records the time of its death.

A Clock is a metronome ticking at 60bpm

The Clock's perfection is not to go fast, but to be accurate.

The Diary is that through which we see our self as no one else cares to see us.

A Diary is a book that describes the birth, effulgence and disappearance of pimples.

A Diary is not usually worth reading — it's the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time.

A Diary if you keep, some day it'll keep you.

Dictionary imprisons us. We choose out of that vast, paper-walled prison our convicts, the little black printed words, when in truth we need fresh sounds to utter, new enfranchised noises which would produce a new effect.

The Dictionary is just a really really long poem about everything.

The Dictionary is the most interesting book in our language.

The Dictionary is technically the most quoted book.