australian, n.Definitions

Australian is just a British person who is happy.

An Australian is just a feral British person.

Australian is a small race, but there's divinity in their cricket.

An Australian is just a British Texan.

An Australian is the international Florida man.

Australian is someone who is too drunk to feel his sunburn.

The Australian is a violently loud alcoholic roughneck whose idea of fun is to throw up on your car.

An Australian is a person who, if you find him indoors, it's a fair bet that he will have a glass in his hand.