belgium, n.All

Belgium is a wet country --- itt rains an average of 200 days a year in Brussels.

Belgium is known affectionately to the French as 'the gateway to Germany' and just as affectionately to the Germans as 'the gateway to France.'

Belgium is the country where the greater part of the population complains of a pain in the tonsils after a kick in the balls.

Belgium is a country invented by the British to annoy the French.

Belgium is a senseless country, no personalities. The most stupid people of Europe.

Belgium is a country where all problems are multiplied by two and the budgets are divided by five.

Belgium is known affectionately to the French as "the gateway to Germany" and just as affectionately to the Germans as "the gateway to France."