The French fry is a fried ketchup spoon
The French fry is a potato chip wrapped around mashed potatoes
The French fry is a canvas for the ketchup
The French fry is a potato danced in oil and thrown to its death in a pit of fire
The French fry is a portable crunchy mashed potato stick
The French fry is so good they named a country after them.
The French fry is a curly fry with a boner.
The French fry is a ketchup delivery device.
