Chuck Norris, n.All

Chuck Norris is a master tactician — he can get Blackjack with just one card.

Chuck Norris is a beast — he eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.

Chuck Norris is a beast — he shits the blood of the enemies he kills and eats.

Chuck Norris is a beast — he once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell me there was a stripper in it.

Chuck Norris is a master tactician — he always knows the exact location of Carmen SanDiego.

Chuck Norris is a beast — when the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris is a master tactician — he can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

Chuck Norris is a master tactician — he can win a game of Connect Four in three moves.