finland, n.All

In Finland there are "open prisons" where you can work for $8 an hour, own cell phones, can do your own grocery shopping and get three days of vacation every couple of months while serving your sentence

Finland is a country which sophisticated Europeans even today barely consider civilized, especially for its queer custom of paying its debts.

Finland is a nation of drunken Captain Birds eyes.

Finland has the largest number of islands in the world (over 179,550)

Finland has more saunas than cars.

Norway is north, south, east, and west of Finland.

Finland is a country that nature has done little for her and art not much more.

North Korea and Finland are technically separated by only one country.

In Finland, PhD recipients are given a doctoral top hat and a doctoral sword

Finland is flat, freezing, and far from the pulsating centres of European life.

Finland is the devil’s country.