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Graduation is an event after which summer vacation becomes simple unemployment.

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Graduation is all that matters — as they say, "Uou know what they call the guy who finishes last in medical school? They call him Doctor!".

One-Liner.com

Keep your graduation gownIt's the only outfit you might not outgrow.

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A Graduation is a ritual where one traditionally wears black because it's really a funeral for your bank account.

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A Graduation is like being stuck watching the credits after a movie

Dad Joke.com

What do you buy a friend graduating from Law School?A law-botomy

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Graduation is realizing you’ve worked your whole life so you can now work your whole life.