George Washington, n.All

George Washington is, like Joshua of old, such that he commanded the sun and the moon to stand still, and they obeyed him.

George Washington's dentures were not wood; but were made from gold, hippopotamus tusk, elephant ivory and human teeth

George Washington was adamant about being put into the morgue 3 days after his death to make sure he wasn’t “accidentally” alive.

George Washington died when his doctors tried to cure his epiglottitis (i.e. inflamed throat) with blood letting.

George Washington owned a whiskey distillery.

George Washington is an exemplary American. Thus, instead of adoring the man, we should applaud the nation which educated him.

George Washington is one who accepted not pay as president or commander-in-chief.

George Washington ordered the entire Continental Army inoculated against smallpox despite popular resistance to the practice

George Washington is a hero, but not a man of imposing pomp, rather, he excites an- other sort of respect which seems to spring from the sole idea that the safety of each individual is attached to his per- son.

George Washington is a guy who, when he was asked for his ID, probably just whipped out a quarter.

George Washington was so afraid of being buried alive that he asked his staff to wait two days after his death to bury him.

George Washington is a wise, a good, and a great man: a man of prudence, never acting until every circumstance, every consideration was maturely weighed, but also a man of purpose once decide.

George Washington is a leader who was by no means a scholar. It is beyond dispute that he was too illiterate, unlearned, unread for his station.

George Washington is a man whose mind was great and powerful, with- out being of the very first order: his penetration strong . . . And, as far as he saw, no judgment was ever sounder. It was slow in operation, being little aided by invention or imaginat.

George Washington is the only unanimously elected President

George Washington was posthumously promoted to Six-Star General in 1976; by law no officer can outrank him.