Iowa

is a state that driving through is like being on a roller coaster but with more time to enjoy the view.

Driving through the hills of western Iowa is like being on a roller coaster but with more time to enjoy the view.

is a place where being a cool person is like being the smoothest turd in the toilet.

iowa is a place where being a cool person is like being the smoothest turd in the toilet.

is boring --- to drive through it is like sleeping with your eyes open.

Iowa is a state that to driver through is like to sleep with your eyes open.

is one giant small town. And everyone knows each other. Even after we move to other states.

Iowa is basically one giant small town. And everyone knows each other. Even after we move to other states.

Iowa is basically rolling hills the whole way.

is solid corn with some holes where they keep the pigs.

Iowa is basically solid corn with some holes where they keep the pigs.

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is the only Midwest state that makes Illinois' economy look okay (JOB GROWTH RATE SINCE '15 Illinois: 2.99% Iowa: 1.48%)

Iowa is basically the only Midwest state that makes Illinois' economy look okay (JOB GROWTH RATE SINCE '15 Illinois: 2.99% Iowa: 1.48%)