corn, n.All

Corn is technically unicorn when it's just one piece.

What did the baby corn say to mama corn?Where’s popcorn

Corn is always made up of an even number of rows on each ear

Corn is bacon before it has been processed by a pig.

Corn is an amazing plant that makes plastics, fuel, and movie theater popcorn -- It’s like the other vegetables aren’t even trying.

Corn is yellow pomegranate.

Corn is like tracer rounds for your digestive system.

Corn is a fruit

Corn is whiskey in the husk.

Ancient Veggies Were Small, Unpalatable. Ancient tomatoes were the size of berries; potatoes were no bigger than peanuts. Corn was a wild grass, its tooth-cracking kernels borne in clusters as small as pencil erasers

Corn is not so much eaten as it is rented.