ithkuil (language), n.All

Ithkuil (language) is Chechen as spoken by a Welshman raised by bilingual Chinese-speaking parents, which is recorded and then replayed backwards.

Ithkuil (language) is bad Katanda spoken by Techians, written in Klingon letters drawn with a ruler.

Ithkuil (language) is an unending phonetic and grammatical nightmare which attempts to combine all the world's natlangs together into one big stew of unlearnability and unspeakability.