ithkuil (language), n.Definitions

Ithkuil (language) is bad Katanda spoken by Techians, written in Klingon letters drawn with a ruler.

Ithkuil (language) is an unending phonetic and grammatical nightmare which attempts to combine all the world's natlangs together into one big stew of unlearnability and unspeakability.

Ithkuil (language) is Chechen as spoken by a Welshman raised by bilingual Chinese-speaking parents, which is recorded and then replayed backwards.