mountain dew, n.All

Mountain Dew is ginger ale that didn't finish high school and got its teenage girlfriend pregnant.

Mountain Dew is carbonated gatorade.

Mountain Dew is an old slang term for moonshine.

Mountain Dew is NASCAR juice.

Mountain Dew was originally meant to be a whisky chaser.

A twenty ounce bottle of Mountain Dew contains the equivalent of 22 packets of sugar.