whisky, n.All

Whisky is bottled poetry.

Whisky is drunk because one is thirsty, not dirty.

Whisky is a consumable liquid made of one part thunder-and-lighting, one part remorse, two parts bloody murder, one part death-hell-and-grave, and four parts Satan (all of which explains its raging popularity).

Whisky is a big bottle of everything's alright.

Whisky is a thing where, although too much of anything is bad, too much good whiskey is barely enough.

Whisky tastes like heaven but burns like hell

Whisky is, at least according to chemistry, technically a solution.

Whisky is Irish rain.